"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom" 
As Performed by Everclear live on Tour, will be on "Slow Motion Daydream"
Tabbed By JR (lol1@aol.com), Hugh Yik (mmhsteam@hotmail.com), Ashton Bailey (dingleberry666@hotmail.com) 
and Jason Davis (Stellerclear@aol.com)

VERSION 1 - Tabbed by JR
   
  e-------
  b-------
  g-------
  d-10-10-
  a-10-10-    play this five times
  e-8--8-- 
          na na
   
  Verse
   
  e----------------------------------
  b----------------------------------
  g----------------------------------
  d-10-10-x-x-7-7-x-x-5-5-x-x-3-3-x-x
  a-10-10-x-x-7-7-x-x-5-5-x-x-3-3-x-x play this three times
  e-8--8--x-x-5-5-x-x-3-3-x-x-1-1-x-x 
   
  Buildup
   
  e---------------------------------
  b---------------------------------
  g---------------------------------   play this one time
  d-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-
  a-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-
  e-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-
   
  Verse
   
  e----------------------------------
  b----------------------------------
  g----------------------------------
  d-10-10-x-x-7-7-x-x-5-5-x-x-3-3-x-x play this 4 times
  a-10-10-x-x-7-7-x-x-5-5-x-x-3-3-x-x
  e-8--8--x-x-5-5-x-x-3-3-x-x-1-1-x-x
   
  buildup 
   
  e---------------------------------
  b---------------------------------
  g---------------------------------
  d-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-
  a-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-  play this once
  e-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-
   
  Chorus
   
  e----------------------------------
  b----------------------------------
  g----------------------------------
  d-10-10-x-x-6-6-x-x-5-5-x-x-3-3-x-x
  a-10-10-x-x-6-6-x-x-5-5-x-x-3-3-x-x 5 times
  e-8--8--x-x-4-4-x-x-3-3-x-x-1-1-x-x
   
  THEN REPEAT ALL OF THE ABOVE WITH JUST ONE BUILDUP TO THE CHORUS
   
  e-----------------------------------------------------
  b-----------------------------------------------------
  g-------------------------10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-----
  d-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-----
  a-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8------
  e-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8------------------------------
   
  e----------------------------------------------
  b----------------------------------------------
  g-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10------   play all of this 3 times
  d-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10------
  a-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8-------
  e----------------------------------------------
   
  then it does this 
   
  e-------------
  b-------------
  g------------- then is plays the above 3 more times
  d-11-11-10-10-
  a-11-11-10-10-
  e-9--9--8--8--
   
  Then its goes like this 
   
  e---------------------------------------------------------------------------
  b---------------------------------------------------------------------------
  g---------------------------10-10-x-x-10-10-x-x-7-7-x-x-7-7-x-x-10-10-x-x---
  d-11-11-10-10-x-x-10-10-x-x-10-10-x-x-10-10-x-x-7-7-x-x-7-7-x-x-10-10-x-x---
  a-11-11-10-10-x-x-10-10-x-x-8--8--x-x-8--8--x-x-5-5-x-x-5-5-x-x-8--8--x-x---
  e-9--9--8--8--x-x-8--8--x-x-------------------------------------------------
  
  e----------
  b----------
  g----------
  d-10-10-x-x  play all of this once 
  a-10-10-x-x
  e-8--8--x-x
   
  then play the chorus, then it does this.
   
  e----------
  b----------
  g----------
  d-10-10-x-x
  a-10-10-x-x play this five times and let the C chord ring out. 
  e-8--8--x-x
             na na 

VERSION 2 - Tabbed by Hugh Yik

-Intro-
     C                                       Fades...
e|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-------10-10-------10-10-------10-10--x-x-|
A|--10-10-------10-10-------10-10-------10-10--x-x-|
E|--8--8--------8--8--------8--8--------8--8---x-x-|

-Verse-(main riff)
    C          A         G         F
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10------7-7-------5-5-------3-3/------|
A|--10-10------7-7-------5-5-------3-3/------|
E|--8--8-------5-5-------3-3-------1-1/------|
|                                            |
e|-----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------|


-Pre Variation-
    E           F           G
e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|-----------------------------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-5--|
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-5--|
E|--0-0-0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1-1-1-3--|



-Main Riff Variation- (usualy used between Verses and Outro)
    C          Ab        G         F
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10------6-6-------5-5-------3-3/------|
A|--10-10------6-6-------5-5-------3-3/------|
E|--8--8-------4-4-------3-3-------1-1/------|


-Interlude-
    C                       Fii
e|--------------------------------------------------->
B|--------------------------------------------------->
G|--------------------------10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-->
D|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-->
A|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--->
E|--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--------------------------->

    D               Fii
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---|
E|-------------------------------------------|


-Interlude Variation-
   B  C                      Fii
e|----------------------------------------------------->
B|----------------------------------------------------->
G|----------------------------10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-->
D|-11-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-->
A|-11-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--->
E|-9--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--------------------------->

  Eii D              Fii
e|--------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------|
G|-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
D|-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
A|-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---|
E|--------------------------------------------|


-Interlude Variation 2-
  B  C                    Fii
e|--------------------------------------------->
B|--------------------------------------------->
G|------------------------10-10-x-x-10-10-x-x-->
D|-11-10-10-x-x-10-10-x-x-10-10-x-x-10-10-x-x-->
A|-11-10-10-x-x-10-10-x-x-8--8--x-x-8--8--x-x-->
E|-9--8--8--x-x-8--8--x-x---------------------->

  Eii D              Fii
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-9-7-7-x-x-7-7-x-x-10-10-x-x-10-10-x-x--|
D|-9-7-7-x-x-7-7-x-x-10-10-x-x-10-10-x-x--|
A|-7-5-5-x-x-5-5-x-x-8--8--x-x-8--8--x-x--|
E|----------------------------------------|

VERSION 3 - Tabbed by Ashton Bailey

This song is in regular tuning

Key:
pm = palm mute
\ = slide up towards the neck
/ = slide down towards the body
fb = feedback
h = hammer
b = bend string
r = ring (let string ring)
H = Harmonics
~ = hold note
X = pick muted string

Intro

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-------10-10-------10-10-------10-10------|
A|--10-10-------10-10-------10-10-------10-10------|
E|--8--8--------8--8--------8--8--------8--8-------|
     C           C            C          C
         na na        na na       na na       na na

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-------10-10-X-X---10-10-X-X--|
A|--10-10-------10-10-X-X---10-10-X-X--|
E|--8--8--------8--8--X-X---8--8--X-X--|
     C           C           C
            You know I used to be a bad girl

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---10-10-x-x--|
A|--7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---10-10-X-X--|
E|--5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x---8--8--X-X--|
     A         G         F         C
           I got busy in the bathroom at my high school

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|-----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------|
       (------------Palm Mute--------------)

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---10-10-x-x--|
A|--7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---10-10-X-X--|
E|--5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x---8--8--X-X--|
     A         G         F         C
    prom                              I used to

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|-----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------|
       (------------Palm Mute-------------)

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|--7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---2-2-2-2--|
A|--7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---2-2-2-2--|
E|--5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x---0-0-0-0--|
     A         G         F          Em
                                (Palm Mute)
   be a dancer at the local strip club

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|-----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|---------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
       (-------Palm Mute--------)


   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------|
D|--2-2/-3-3-3-3/-5-5-5-5-----10-10--|
A|--2-2/-3-3-3-3/-5-5-5-5-----10-10--|
E|--0-0/-1-1-1-1/-3-3-3-3-----8--8---|
     Em     F        G          C
    (------Palm Mute-----)
    But now I know my right wing from my wrong

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|----------------------8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------|
                        (---Palm Mute---)

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|--7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     A         G         F

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|-----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|---------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
       (-------Palm Mute--------)

Main verse

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
        You know I used to be a bad girl

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|--------8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|
          (------------Palm Mute-------------)


   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
         Had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|--------8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|
          (------------Palm Mute-------------)

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
          Yeah I used to be a real wild child

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|--------8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|
          (------------Palm Mute-------------)

Pre-Chorus

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-x--|
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-x--|
E|--0-0-0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-x--|
    (-------Palm Mute-------)
         F          G
        But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
                            volvo driving soccer mom
           Na-na     na-na     na-na     na-na

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
           Na-na     na-na     na-na     na-na

Main verse 2

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
          Yeah I used to be a bad girl

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|--------8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|
          (------------Palm Mute-------------)


   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
         I got busted for possesion of my wizard shaped bong

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|--------8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|
          (------------Palm Mute-------------)

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
          Yeah I love to do the things they tell me not to do

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|--------8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|
          (------------Palm Mute-------------)

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
          But now I'm different, now I sing a new song

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|--------8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|
          (------------Palm Mute-------------)

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
          Yeah I used to be a bad girl

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|--------8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|
          (------------Palm Mute-------------)

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
          I got gang banged in the bathroom at my highschool prom

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|--------8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|
          (------------Palm Mute-------------)

  Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
          Yeah I used to be a real wild child

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|--------8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8----8-12-8--|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|
          (------------Palm Mute-------------)

Pre-Chorus

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-x--|
A|--2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-x--|
E|--0-0-0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-x--|
    (-------Palm Mute-------)
         F          G
        But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

Chorus

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
                            volvo driving soccer mom
           Na-na     na-na     na-na     na-na

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
                            volvo driving soccer mom
           Na-na     na-na     na-na     na-na

  Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
                            volvo driving soccer mom
           Na-na     na-na     na-na     na-na

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
                            volvo driving soccer mom
           Na-na     na-na     na-na     na-na

Outro

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
D|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
A|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---|
E|--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---------------------------|
    (-----------------Palm Muted-------------------)
              C                       F

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
    (--------------Palm Muted--------------)
           D                  F

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
D|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
A|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---|
E|--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---------------------------|
    (-----------------Palm Muted-------------------)
              C                       F
               where do all the porn stars go ?

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
    (--------------Palm Muted--------------)
           D                  F
               when the lights go down

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
D|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
A|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---|
E|--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---------------------------|
    (-----------------Palm Muted-------------------)
              C                       F
           I wonder where all the porn stars go

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
    (--------------Palm Muted--------------)
           D                  F
          when you need one they are never around

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
D|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
A|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---|
E|--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---------------------------|
              C                       F
           heard they moved down to the suburbs

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
           D                  F
      now their blonde bland middle class republican wives

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
D|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
A|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---|
E|--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---------------------------|
              C                       F
      they got blonde bland middle class republican children

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
           D                  F
     and blonde bland middle class republican lifes

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------10-10-X--X--10-10-X--X---|
D|--10-10-X--X--10-10-X--X--10-10-X--X--10-10-X--X---|
A|--10-10-X--X--10-10-X--X--8--8--X--X--8--8--X--X---|
E|--8--8--X--X--8--8--X--X---------------------------|
      C          c           F           F
             where do all the porn stars go ?

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7-X-X-7-7-X-X-10-10-X--X--10-10-X--X---|
D|--7-7-X-X-7-7-X-X-10-10-X--X--10-10-X--X---|
A|--5-5-X-X-5-5-X-X-8--8--X--X--8--8--X--X---|
E|-------------------------------------------|
     D       d       F           F
              when the lights go down

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------10-10-X--X--10-10-X--X---|
D|--10-10-X--X--10-10-X--X--10-10-X--X--10-10-X--X---|
A|--10-10-X--X--10-10-X--X--8--8--X--X--8--8--X--X---|
E|--8--8--X--X--8--8--X--X---------------------------|
      C          c           F           F
              i wonder where the porn stars go

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--10-10--|
D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--10-10--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--8--8---|
E|--------------------------|
    (--Palm Mute--)
          D           F
     they become volvo drivin soccer moms


Chorus

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
                            volvo driving soccer mom
           Na-na     na-na     na-na     na-na

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
                            volvo driving soccer mom
           Na-na     na-na     na-na     na-na

  Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
                            volvo driving soccer mom
           Na-na     na-na     na-na     na-na

   Guitars 1 & 2
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
A|--10-10-X-X---7-7-x-x---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x--|
E|--8--8--X-X---5-5-x-x---3-3-x-x---1-1-x-x--|
     C           A         G         F
                            volvo driving soccer mom
           Na-na     na-na     na-na     na-na

   Guitar 1 (Art)
e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10---------10-10---------10-10---------10-10~--|
A|--10-10---------10-10---------10-10---------10-10~--|
E|--8--8----------8--8----------8--8----------8--8~---|
     C              C             C            C
                                         Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

   Guitar 2 (Alessondro) Lead Fill
e|--------8-12-8---------8-12-8--------8-12-8-------8-12-8~--|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------|

VERSION 4 - Tabbed by Jason Davis (from Art's Solo performances)

Tuned 1/2 step down

C intro 
C    A 
I really used to be a bad girl 
             G                    F                    C            A     G   F 
had a threesome in the bathroom at my highschool prom 
C                         A               G            F 
used to be a dancer at the local strip club 
E                                 F 
but now i know my right wing from my wrong 

C A G F (2 times) 

C           A               G    F 
really used to be a bad girl 
          C                      A                  G            F 
and i got busy with my sister and her boyfriend tom 
     C                     A    G     F 
yes i used to be a real wild child 
     E     F G# 
but now i am a volvo driving soccer mom 
C     A     G    F 
(na na) 
C           A               G    F 
Yes i used to be a bad girl 
C       A     G       F 
I got busted for posession on my wizard shaped bong 
  C     A       G    F 
used to do the things you tell me not to do 
    C               A            G                    F 
now im different yeah now i sing a new song 
C            A            G    F 
really used to be a bad girl 
            C                   A                      G               F 
had a threesome in the bathroom at my highshchool prom 
C         A               G       F 
yes i used to be a real wild child, 
    E     F     G# 
but now i am a volvo drivin soccer mom 
C    A   G  F 
(na na) 
volvo drivin soccer mom 
C*                     F*                  D*                       F* 
where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down 
 C*                        F*                   D*                                         F* 
I wonder where the porn stars go, cause when you need one they're never around 
C*                                             F* 
heard they moved down to the suburbs 
               D*                                        F* 
now their brown bloused middle class republican lifes 
              C*                                       F* 
they got brown bloused middle class republican children 
D*                                        F* C#/ 
brown bloused middle class republican lifes 
C      F                  D/A       F*          C#/ 
where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down 
C* F* E2/ 
i wonder where the porn stars go 
D*                     F* 
they all become volvo drivin soccer moms 
C   A   G   F 
(na na) 
volvo drivin soccer moms 

Na na 

chords....... 
    C  A G F E C*       F*       D*  D/A E2 
eb|-8--5-3-1-0-------------------------5---| 
Bb|-8--5-3-1-0-------------------------5---| 
Gb|-9--6-4-2-1-------------------------7-9-|
Db|-10-7-5-3-2----------10h12h10-7h9h7-7-9-| 
Ab|-10-7-5-3-2-10h12h10-8--------5-----5-7-|
Eb|-8--5-3-1-0-8--------8--------5-----5---|

   G# C# 
eb|-4-9--| 
Bb|-4-9--| 
Gb|-5-10-| 
Db|-6-11-| 
Ab|-6-11-| 
Eb|-4-9--| 

Suggestion by Craig T. Johnson (navyseal1313@hotmail.com)

Hey I found a different way to play VDSM...it's the same sound you have =
just i think a bit easier to do. Here it is

Intro
|-------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------|
|9-9-x-x-9-9-x-x-9-9-x-x-6-6-x-x-4-4-x-x-2-2|
|9-9-x-x-9-9-x-x-9-9-x-x-6-6-x-x-4-4-x-x-2-2|
|7-7-x-x-7-7-x-x-7-7-x-x-4-4-x-x-2-2-x-x-0-0|
This was just the intro. The rest of the song seems to be tabbed =
correctly or accurately. 

Later
-Craig T. Johnson

JASON'S EVERCLEAR TABS - http://members.tripod.com/~panec/